Konrad and I are both from the Seattle area. He grew up in Auburn, I grew up in Renton. However, we met at BYU when we both lived in the Southridge Apartments, just south of Campus (near the Wash Hut and Liberty Square for all you fellow Cougars).
We both went home for Thanksgiving and while we were here Konrad called me up and asked me out. I had a boyfriend at the time, which Konrad knew, but seeing as though that boyfriend was hundreds of miles away, I decided it was okay. Especially b/c I didn't like Konrad that way so it would just be like going out with a friend :) Justification is awesome.
He picked me up that Friday night, after feeling like he was driving into the boonies, and we headed into Seattle for an Improv show.
Everything was going just fine. Just your normal first date drive. That is until we got near Seattle.
Those of you who have driven to Seattle on I-90 know about the tunnels. Most of you also know about the tunnel game. The one in which you hold your breath while driving through the tunnel, the end goal being to make it through the entire tunnel without breathing.
Konrad entered a tunnel and started to play the tunnel game.
Everything, again, was going just fine. Until he realized the tunnel still had a ways to go and he needed to take a breath. So he sped up. Pretty soon we are FLYING through that tunnel. If I remember correctly, we are talking about 90 mph. (So. Not. Safe. Don't do this at home!!!)
As we exited the tunnel we notice flashing lights coming up behind us. Oh crap.
Konrad gets a ticket. For reckless driving. Expensive ticket.
We continued on our date. Watched a funny Improv show and then went back to my house and for some reason looked through my moms picture albums. He put his arm around me twice that night, both times I looked at him with a "I have a boyfriend
The next day a big storm hits Seattle. The airport is canceling flights and I'm worried I'm not going to be able to make my flight back to Salt Lake. While sitting at Red Robin with my family, I realize that Konrad drove up from Utah, so I could probably drive back with him so that I wouldn't miss any classes on that Monday. My dad looked at me like I was crazy, b/c he didn't know Konrad, and asked if he, Konrad, was a good driver.
I almost died laughing. So did my sister Michelle, whom I had told the story of the tunnel game to the night before.
"Yes Dad, he is a great driver." :)
Luckily, for my safety I was able to catch a plane and got home just fine.
6 months later, Spring of 1999. By this time Konrad and I are engaged (I guess I kind of did like him :)) and I am back in Renton, working for the summer. Konrad comes up to visit and to attend his court date to see if he can get the amount of his ticket reduced.
He picked me up from work and we headed to the courthouse. He had told me what he was going to do, but I wasn't sure I believed he would really do it. But he did. This is how it went:
Judge: Konrad, why were you going so fast?
Konrad: Well, your honor, I was playing the tunnel game.
~Courtroom gasps and then laughs~
Judge: The what?
Konrad: The tunnel game. I was holding my breath and was running out of air so I had to drive faster to get out of the tunnel. I didn't want to lose the game.
Judge, with a huge smile on his face: Well this is a first. Hmmm. I will reduce your fine but you have to swear to never play the tunnel game again.
Konrad; I promise not to play the tunnel game ever again.
~Courtroom laughs again~
And as far as I know, he has kept that promise. Just a few weeks ago, we drove through a tunnel and Allison said "Dad, get ready here comes a tunnel" and he said "Sorry Alli, I can't play that game".
I guess he had to learn his lesson the hard way. A life without the tunnel game. So sad!




























